Okay, I just HAVE to post again, because Tina Fey is SUCH a genius:
“Prostitutes in Lyons, France sent a fax to the government to complain that they are losing business to Eastern European women who are protected by the Albanian mafia. Okay, first of all, how rough-looking are these French prostitutes that all their customers are running to the Albanians? Secondly, why did they send a fax, and from whence? Do they have a fax machine in the whorehouse, or did they all trundle down to Kinko’s – “You fax these, I’ll let you shave me.” Thirdly, how come French whores know how to work a fax machine, but every time I try to use it, I hit Powersave, or I forget to dial 9. This just proves what my boyfriend always says – that I am dumber than a French whore.”
According to a new study, women in satisfying marriages are less likely to develop cardiovascular diseases than unmarried women.Â So don’t worry lonely women, you’ll be dead soon.